FDT Funny Political Doormat Coir Coconut Fiber In This House We Say Please & Thank You + F*ck Donald Trump Housewarming Entryway Welcome Mat

Tired of boring welcome mats that just say “Home Sweet Home”? Same. This FDT Funny Political Doormat has manners and opinions — the perfect combo for a civilized household with a healthy sense of rage. Made from eco-friendly coir (because we love the planet, unlike some politicians), this doormat politely invites your guests to wipe their feet and their moral ambiguity at the door. Featuring elegant January birth flowers for that deceptively classy touch, it says exactly what you mean: “In this house, we say please, thank you… and no to fascism.” Durable, sassy, and weatherproof — just like you. Perfect for front doors, back doors, and metaphorical exits from democracy. Whether it’s a gift for your progressive bestie, your loud liberal aunt, or yourself (because self-care is resistance), this mat sets the tone before anyone even knocks. Let your doorstep do the talking — with flowers, flair, and a firm middle finger to tyranny. Product features - Made from grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durability - Eco-friendly material that supports sustainability - Anti-slip black vinyl backing for secure placement - Generously sized at 24" × 16" for welcoming all guests - Perfect for outdoor use, enhancing your home’s entrance Care instructions - Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers. **Note the Quirk**: Please note that photographs of the actual product may vary slightly due to monitor displays. *Processing and Delivery Time:* Each order is custom-made uniquely for you, so kindly allow 1-3 business days for production. Your order will be shipped as soon as possible after production time. You should expect it within 5-7 days. Please note, that during holidays, shipping might take a little longer due to potential postal service delays. But trust us, it is our priority that you receive your order as soon as possible! *Returns or Exchanges:* We want you to love your purchase! If you’d like to request a return or exchange, please contact us within 14 days of delivery. Once approved, we’ll guide you through the process. Because our items are custom-made, we can only accept returns or exchanges within this time frame. *Happiness Guarantee:* Your happiness is our ultimate goal! If you are unhappy with anything regarding your order, message us and we will make it right. We are committed to offering high-quality products that you will love.